| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #214 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #8 | around the world | 1,382 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #540 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #1073 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #398 | filthy lucre | 97 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #588 | radium-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2373 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #532 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |