| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1,298 |
| #92 | Crimboween memo | 79 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #20 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1,457 |
| #141 | Ent cider | 100 |
| #43 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 475 |
| #21 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1,358 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #906 | bag of airline peanuts | 26 |
| #1562 | box of sunshine | 109 |
| #1524 | brick | 11 |
| #635 | brine | 29 |
| #225 | can of Binarrrca | 48 |
| #573 | candy cane | 63 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #104 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
| #1329 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #593 | cymbal syrup | 3 |
| #876 | defective skull | 16 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #714 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #180 | evil golden arch | 71 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1028 | fake fake vomit | 21 |
| #6 | fake hand | 3,806 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #100 | herbs | 420 |
| #1068 | jazz soap | 16 |
| #1329 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1032 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #14 | moxie weed | 3,190 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1127 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 10 |
| #959 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 23 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1229 | rubber emo roe | 13 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #957 | whoopie cushion | 26 |
| #1302 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #1196 | yellow snowcone | 17 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |