| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1,298 |
| #92 | Crimboween memo | 79 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #20 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1,457 |
| #141 | Ent cider | 100 |
| #43 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 475 |
| #21 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1,358 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #905 | bag of airline peanuts | 26 |
| #1565 | box of sunshine | 109 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #635 | brine | 29 |
| #227 | can of Binarrrca | 48 |
| #575 | candy cane | 63 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #105 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
| #1328 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #592 | cymbal syrup | 3 |
| #874 | defective skull | 16 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #712 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #181 | evil golden arch | 71 |
| #1195 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1026 | fake fake vomit | 21 |
| #6 | fake hand | 3,806 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #102 | herbs | 420 |
| #1068 | jazz soap | 16 |
| #1328 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1031 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #610 | mood ring | 4 |
| #14 | moxie weed | 3,190 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1126 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 10 |
| #958 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 23 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1231 | rubber emo roe | 13 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #955 | whoopie cushion | 26 |
| #1303 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #1046 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #1194 | yellow snowcone | 17 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |