| #344 | "DRINK ME" potion | 33 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #808 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #759 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #616 | Crimbuck | 1,599 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1134 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #362 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #5244 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #894 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #990 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 7 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #709 | empty agua de vida bottle | 117 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #601 | green clay bead | 9 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #64 | odor extractor | 2 |
| #1307 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #435 | pink clay bead | 25 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #475 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #595 | red class ring | 11 |
| #1066 | roll of toilet paper | 40 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1365 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #46 | sugar chapeau | 10 |
| #164 | sugar shard | 16 |
| #225 | sugar sheet | 11 |
| #55 | sugar shield | 27 |
| #87 | sugar shirt | 2 |
| #55 | sugar shorts | 12 |
| #72 | sugar shotgun | 2 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #589 | white class ring | 9 |
| #662 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #450 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #439 | worthless trinket | 6 |