| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #447 | Boss Bat britches | 33 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1206 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #530 | Valentine | 49 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #196 | arrrgyle socks | 14 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1114 | badass belt | 49 |
| #941 | bag of airline peanuts | 24 |
| #1593 | ball | 2 |
| #525 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1337 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1526 | brick | 11 |
| #18 | brine | 484 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | cement shoes | 1 |
| #154 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 34 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #873 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #6 | cream pie | 3,159 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #480 | easter egg balloon | 48 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #641 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 42 |
| #879 | fake fake vomit | 29 |
| #979 | fake hand | 17 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #382 | fat stacks of cash | 23 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #11 | ghostly pickling solution | 25 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #527 | grue egg | 49 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1251 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #924 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #1689 | kite | 2 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #864 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 27 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1431 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #726 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 38 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #386 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #528 | poutine | 4 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #326 | rag doll | 7 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #199 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #796 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| 🥈 | string of blue beads | 3,653 |
| 🥈 | string of green beads | 3,955 |
| 🥈 | string of red beads | 3,713 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #655 | top | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #621 | useless powder | 150 |
| #431 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #148 | wang | 24 |
| #579 | whoopie cushion | 53 |
| #995 | wind-up chattering teeth | 24 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #944 | yellow snowcone | 29 |
| #367 | yo-yo | 87 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |