| #346 | ASCII shirt | 5 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1566 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #424 | Meleegra™ pills | 20 |
| #234 | Newbiesport™ tent | 11 |
| #104 | Professor What T-Shirt | 8 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 18 |
| #232 | Typical Tavern swill | 27 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #167 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 4 |
| #162 | antique machete | 2 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1087 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #5244 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #397 | cool whip | 7 |
| #581 | drum machine | 3 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #334 | duct tape | 115 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #2693 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #382 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #107 | old bronzer | 2 |
| #108 | old eyebrow pencil | 2 |
| #115 | old rosewater cream | 2 |
| #1438 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #493 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #1053 | porquoise | 6 |
| #1433 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #355 | red ale | 2 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #2049 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #880 | towel | 8 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |