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| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |