| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |