| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1340 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #29 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 2 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #737 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #667 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #348 | black plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #365 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #470 | delicious salad | 106 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #280 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #268 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1824 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #591 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #596 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #211 | red plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #348 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #429 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7835 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8835 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #226 | tangarita | 1 |
| #261 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #114 | unfortunate dumplings | 4 |
| #1298 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #274 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #882 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |