| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #29 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 2 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #348 | black plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #365 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #470 | delicious salad | 106 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #280 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #210 | red plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #348 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #115 | unfortunate dumplings | 4 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #274 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |