| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #29 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 2 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #348 | black plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #365 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #471 | delicious salad | 106 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #280 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #210 | red plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #347 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #166 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #115 | unfortunate dumplings | 4 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #273 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |