| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #905 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #209 | grue egg omelette | 15 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1040 | monomolecular yo-yo | 20 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #1479 | sawblade fragment | 38 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #6 | toast with jam | 782 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1615 | unstable laser battery | 34 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |