| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥉 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 16,422 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #379 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #1651 | duct tape | 6 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #521 | killing feather | 60 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #586 | sawblade fragment | 64 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #947 | unstable laser battery | 47 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |