| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 2 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #204 | energy drink IV | 17 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #60 | fistful of ashes | 85 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #325 | gray bow tie | 21 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #708 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #736 | monomolecular yo-yo | 55 |
| #510 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #51 | paperclip sproinger | 4 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #284 | patent leather shoes | 24 |
| #396 | penguin thesaurus | 18 |
| #98 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #428 | pumpkinhead mask | 15 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #94 | quantum of familiar | 3 |
| 🥇 | raffle ticket | 1 |
| #130 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #643 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #387 | spectre scepter | 81 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #172 | stray chihuahua | 14 |
| #20 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 457 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |