| #59 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 5 |
| #1014 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #613 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #965 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #351 | Imp Ale | 550 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #106 | PADL Phone | 161 |
| #244 | Ram's Face Lager | 152 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #271 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #1208 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #3120 | badass belt | 14 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #497 | barrrnacle | 31 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #320 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #113 | cocoa egg | 141 |
| #752 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #54 | communications windchimes | 384 |
| #621 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #492 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #224 | goat | 3 |
| #1614 | grue egg | 15 |
| #136 | guard turtle collar | 6 |
| #1725 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #736 | lead necklace | 7 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1335 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #50 | oily boid | 5 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #1169 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #169 | rewinged stab bat | 5 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #56 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 43 |
| #1046 | solid gold bowling ball | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4505 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4867 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #7772 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6371 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6848 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6370 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5336 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5750 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6291 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5814 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1558 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4145 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #4922 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2218 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #925 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #934 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #377 | tube of dread wax | 6 |