| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #160 | blue glowstick | 10 |
| #942 | bottle of rum | 15 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #525 | box | 15 |
| #1518 | box of sunshine | 115 |
| #377 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #469 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #702 | green pixel | 32 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #785 | lemon | 15 |
| #465 | lime | 15 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #367 | megatofu | 12 |
| #395 | melted Jell-o shot | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #689 | strawberry | 6 |
| #210 | stuffed dodecapede | 28 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |