| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #160 | blue glowstick | 10 |
| #941 | bottle of rum | 15 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #523 | box | 15 |
| #1521 | box of sunshine | 115 |
| #380 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 2 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #471 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1411 | duct tape | 10 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1408 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #704 | green pixel | 32 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #782 | lemon | 15 |
| #468 | lime | 15 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #367 | megatofu | 12 |
| #396 | melted Jell-o shot | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #65 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #689 | strawberry | 6 |
| #211 | stuffed dodecapede | 28 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |