| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #80 | Knob stuffed shells | 33 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #932 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #172 | bätzle | 9 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #736 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #348 | dry noodles | 300 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #139 | funky dried mushroom | 94 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #694 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #161 | ratini | 7 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #27 | tiny black hole | 16 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #835 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3352 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #34 | unstable laser battery | 306 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |