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#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#607Gaia beads1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1192astral mushroom1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#4724badass belt6
#122bar whip1
#288beach glass necklace1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#269black velvet box1
#5529box of sunshine5
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#109chocolate box1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1774chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#883commemorative war stein1
#864cool whip1
#433cream pie1
#1025daisy1
#1477defective skull1
#97demon whip1
#3285diamond necklace1
#379digital key lime pie1
#1807fake fake vomit2
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#882green balloon1
#1158green candy heart1
#2400hamethyst1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#3382heart necklace1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#161hippo whip1
#578hippy protest button1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#362lemon meringue pie1
#624lihc eye pie1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#500mugcake2
#2516obsidian dagger3
#248peace-sign necklace1
#192penguin whip1
#294porquoise necklace1
#93pulled porquoise ring1
#304right half of a heart necklace2
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#272ring of increase damage2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#748rusty chain necklace2
#442scorpion whip1
#2957shiny ring1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#3320spade necklace1
#2994spectre scepter3
#252star key lime pie2
#221strawberry pie3
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#5812stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#899tiny bottle of absinthe2
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#2523toast29
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#903white balloon1
#88white whip1
#118yak whip1
#1377yellow candy heart1

Wow, that's 293 items total!

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