| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #255 | Boris's key lime pie | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #52 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 32 |
| #159 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 6 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #575 | Crimbo candied pecan | 17 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #657 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #50 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 32 |
| #205 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1393 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #49 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 40 |
| #218 | Schrödinger's thermos | 101 |
| #253 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #163 | Uncle Romulus | 8 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #129 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 11 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #485 | bottle of Blank-Out | 15 |
| #1164 | box of sunshine | 189 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #627 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 14 |
| #675 | candied yams | 13 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #89 | chocolate disco ball | 13 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #261 | colorful plastic ball | 104 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #224 | digital key lime pie | 3 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #411 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2146 | golden ring | 33 |
| #391 | grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #637 | herbal stuffing | 12 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2097 | killing feather | 16 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #830 | paperclip | 12 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #469 | portable photocopier | 13 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #630 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #329 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #421 | star hat | 2 |
| #211 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #693 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #465 | tofurkey gravy | 19 |
| #445 | tofurkey leg | 19 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2387 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #637 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |