| #1448 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #326 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 28 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #411 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #47 | ant pitchfork | 11 |
| #8 | ant rake | 104 |
| #165 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #126 | antique hand mirror | 61 |
| #86 | badger badge | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #496 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #1348 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #882 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #222 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #721 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #63 | cracker | 4 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #330 | disco mask | 112 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #193 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
| #273 | fine wine | 23 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #792 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #2735 | golden ring | 2 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #40 | hardware upgrade | 2 |
| #111 | hovering sombrero | 4 |
| #261 | ice-cold six-pack | 50 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #2500 | killing feather | 2 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #862 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant mushroom | 9 |
| #190 | rewinged stab bat | 4 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2643 | rogue swarmer | 2 |
| #154 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 9 |
| #2556 | sawblade fragment | 2 |
| #1112 | seal-clubbing club | 8 |
| #245 | seal-skull helmet | 65 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #241 | shiny butcherknife | 4 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #442 | spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #732 | stolen accordion | 34 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #38 | tasteful black bow tie | 3 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #703 | titanium assault umbrella | 5 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2767 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #66 | volleyball | 6 |
| #376 | witty rapier | 5 |