| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #327 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 28 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #408 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #46 | ant pitchfork | 11 |
| #7 | ant rake | 104 |
| #163 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #126 | antique hand mirror | 61 |
| #86 | badger badge | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #223 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #719 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #63 | cracker | 4 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #329 | disco mask | 112 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #194 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
| #273 | fine wine | 23 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #792 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2737 | golden ring | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #40 | hardware upgrade | 2 |
| #110 | hovering sombrero | 4 |
| #260 | ice-cold six-pack | 50 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #2501 | killing feather | 2 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #862 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant mushroom | 9 |
| #191 | rewinged stab bat | 4 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2645 | rogue swarmer | 2 |
| #154 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 9 |
| #2557 | sawblade fragment | 2 |
| #1109 | seal-clubbing club | 8 |
| #244 | seal-skull helmet | 65 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #239 | shiny butcherknife | 4 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #443 | spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #729 | stolen accordion | 34 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #38 | tasteful black bow tie | 3 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #702 | titanium assault umbrella | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2769 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #66 | volleyball | 6 |
| #377 | witty rapier | 5 |