| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #342 | Crimbuck | 2,848 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #9 | bottled inspiration | 986 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1440 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1323 | jazz soap | 8 |
| #924 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #576 | monomolecular yo-yo | 92 |
| #565 | mood ring | 6 |
| #614 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #697 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #343 | nanofiber cloth | 16 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #634 | robotronic egg | 45 |
| #630 | rogue swarmer | 67 |
| #731 | sawblade fragment | 58 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #225 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1443 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #380 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #162 | worthless gewgaw | 65 |
| #182 | worthless knick-knack | 69 |