| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #94 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbo candle | 5 |
| #27 | Crimbolex watch | 5 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #17 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 2 |
| #6 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 6 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 4 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #199 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 60 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #34 | antique Canadian lantern | 6 |
| #27 | balanced antler | 5 |
| #7 | blood-drive sticker | 48 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #32 | grilled mooseflank | 86 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #21 | mooseflank | 379 |
| #50 | muskox-skin cap | 3 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #27 | pristine walrus tusk | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #12 | vintage smart drink | 48 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |