| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1278 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 30 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1094 | Trollhouse cookies | 4 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #61 | bungle in the jungle | 25 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #204 | cherry pie | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #730 | coconut shell | 16 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #796 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 7 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #847 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #827 | herb brownies | 7 |
| #371 | hot wing | 156 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #252 | lemon meringue pie | 3 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #175 | peach pie | 2 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #846 | penguin skin | 13 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #767 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #542 | probability potion | 55 |
| #563 | procrastination potion | 50 |
| #168 | prussian cathouse | 5 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #184 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 5 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2077 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #1125 | valuable trinket | 39 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #890 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |