| #27 | Barney's rake | 12 |
| #31 | Belt of Howling Anger | 13 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #68 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 7 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #72 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 6 |
| #532 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #27 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 15 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #66 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 7 |
| #893 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #67 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 7 |
| #551 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 33 |
| #300 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #305 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #127 | Sword of Dark Omens | 3 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #10 | The Lost Glasses | 20 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #560 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1159 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #886 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #65 | boot knife | 1 |
| #1532 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #123 | breakfast mess | 31 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #97 | burnt flower | 197 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #16 | death blossom | 58 |
| #305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #10 | ice house | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #65 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #2526 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #10 | possibility potion | 42 |
| #13 | potion of animal rage | 11 |
| #15 | red foxglove | 51 |
| #119 | shard of double-ice | 105 |
| #76 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #48 | slime convention swag bag | 15 |
| #11 | snow fort | 5 |
| #72 | soap knife | 28 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4839 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6096 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #83 | tonic djinn | 12 |
| #58 | twist of lime | 7 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #61 | warbear gyro | 7 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |