| #29 | Barney's rake | 12 |
| #31 | Belt of Howling Anger | 13 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #67 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 7 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #71 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 6 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #26 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 15 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #66 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 7 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #67 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 7 |
| #553 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #204 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 33 |
| #300 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #146 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #127 | Sword of Dark Omens | 3 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #10 | The Lost Glasses | 20 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #65 | boot knife | 1 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #124 | breakfast mess | 31 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #97 | burnt flower | 197 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #17 | death blossom | 58 |
| #304 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #10 | ice house | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #10 | possibility potion | 42 |
| #13 | potion of animal rage | 11 |
| #15 | red foxglove | 51 |
| #119 | shard of double-ice | 105 |
| #76 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #48 | slime convention swag bag | 15 |
| #11 | snow fort | 5 |
| #71 | soap knife | 28 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #83 | tonic djinn | 12 |
| #58 | twist of lime | 7 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #60 | warbear gyro | 7 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |