| #27 | Barney's rake | 12 |
| #31 | Belt of Howling Anger | 13 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #68 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 7 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #72 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 6 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #26 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 15 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #66 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 7 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #67 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 7 |
| #548 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #201 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 33 |
| #296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #127 | Sword of Dark Omens | 3 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #10 | The Lost Glasses | 20 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #66 | boot knife | 1 |
| #1528 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #123 | breakfast mess | 31 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #97 | burnt flower | 197 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #16 | death blossom | 58 |
| #305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #11 | ice house | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #10 | possibility potion | 42 |
| #13 | potion of animal rage | 11 |
| #15 | red foxglove | 51 |
| #119 | shard of double-ice | 105 |
| #75 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #48 | slime convention swag bag | 15 |
| #11 | snow fort | 5 |
| #71 | soap knife | 28 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #83 | tonic djinn | 12 |
| #58 | twist of lime | 7 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #61 | warbear gyro | 7 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |