| #59 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 111 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #361 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 29 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #314 | Bonerdagon necklace | 36 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #82 | Boss Bat bling | 37 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #268 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 26 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #816 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #161 | Dolphin King's crown | 27 |
| #124 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 29 |
| #301 | Drowsy Sword | 64 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #419 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 63 |
| #282 | Microplushie: Bropane | 43 |
| #260 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 15 |
| #242 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 23 |
| #271 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 9 |
| #278 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 34 |
| #321 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 39 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #299 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 20 |
| #320 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 41 |
| #293 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 26 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 35 |
| #164 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 39 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #78 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 66 |
| #92 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 44 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #757 | badass belt | 68 |
| #377 | baggie of powdered sugar | 54 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #91 | confusing LED clock | 100 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #196 | drywall axe | 69 |
| #360 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #146 | facsimile dictionary | 67 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #149 | giant discarded bottlecap | 32 |
| #500 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #215 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 21 |
| #214 | giant pinky ring | 70 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #603 | grue egg | 44 |
| #351 | grue egg omelette | 7 |
| #46 | hammerus | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #225 | pants of the Slug Lord | 16 |
| #62 | pat-a-cake pendant | 20 |
| #108 | pile of useless robot parts | 12 |
| #544 | really dense meat stack | 12 |
| #75 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 43 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
| #346 | solid gold bowling ball | 53 |
| #504 | spectre scepter | 64 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #180 | towel | 52 |
| #759 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |