| #800 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #671 | 3-ball | 5 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #515 | 6-ball | 8 |
| #713 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #780 | 8-ball | 19 |
| #250 | 9-ball | 4 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1555 | Imp Ale | 10 |
| #311 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 11 |
| #271 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 8 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #271 | M-242 | 40 |
| #665 | Ram's Face Lager | 10 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #444 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 3 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #290 | arrrgyle socks | 9 |
| #955 | barrrnacle | 11 |
| #686 | bilge wine | 3 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #713 | blue pixel | 40 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #612 | booty chest charrrm | 3 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #406 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #504 | bottle of rum | 86 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1041 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #256 | boxed champagne | 4 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #532 | cannonball charrrm | 5 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #592 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #187 | crowbarrr | 13 |
| #299 | curmudgel | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #337 | eyepatch | 20 |
| #276 | flaregun | 50 |
| #526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #467 | handful of hand chalk | 46 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1402 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #1001 | ice-cold fotie | 5 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #153 | leotarrrd | 16 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #222 | pirate pelvis | 14 |
| #715 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #336 | safarrri hat | 5 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #583 | shot of orange schnapps | 2 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #515 | silver tongue charrrm | 5 |
| #325 | snake | 20 |
| #859 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #908 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 32 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #346 | sparkler | 20 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4274 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4043 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4300 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #849 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 25 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #389 | sunken chest | 34 |
| #270 | swashbuckling pants | 18 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #626 | yeti fur | 111 |
| #421 | yohohoyo | 3 |