| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3009 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #582 | awful poetry journal | 119 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #609 | brine | 30 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #878 | dill | 31 |
| #502 | dusty Crimbo crate | 22 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1025 | ghost cucumber | 29 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #109 | line | 925 |
| #509 | little paper umbrella | 80 |
| #1741 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #760 | meat vortex | 12 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #84 | star | 1,113 |
| #57 | star chart | 458 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6384 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #786 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6986 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #867 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4875 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1623 | toast | 200 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |