| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| 🥇 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 167 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #58 | Pokëmann band-aid | 43 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 24 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 21 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 22 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #583 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #451 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 30 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #95 | asshat | 63 |
| #13 | blood-drive sticker | 17 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #111 | eldritch alignment spray | 2 |
| #13 | eldritch concentrate | 7 |
| #48 | eldritch distillate | 2 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #412 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #36 | pretty bouquet | 224 |
| #138 | sand dollar | 141 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #32 | silent E | 2 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #39 | silent U | 2 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #48 | slime convention coupons | 5 |
| #60 | slime convention flyers | 4 |
| #44 | slime convention pin | 5 |
| #61 | slime convention t-shirt | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #1593 | stuffed Meat | 21 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #955 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #1497 | stuffed monocle | 24 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1373 | stuffed teddy butler | 28 |
| #1670 | stuffed tin of caviar | 19 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #106 | time residue | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #134 | warehouse key | 6 |