| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #8 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 107 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 2 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 2 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #25 | not-a-pipe | 60 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #295 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #320 | spectral pickle | 47 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |