| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #631 | BURT | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #430 | CRIMBCO mug | 29 |
| #320 | CRIMBCO wine | 24 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #779 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #564 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1581 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #736 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #60 | cursed black pearl onion | 41 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #566 | old sweatpants | 117 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #8 | plexiglass pants | 19 |
| #7 | plexiglass pendant | 18 |
| #9 | plexiglass pikestaff | 18 |
| #5 | plexiglass pinky ring | 21 |
| #6 | plexiglass pith helmet | 20 |
| #9 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 19 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #748 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #191 | spectre scepter | 149 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1032 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |