| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #624 | CRIMBCO scrip | 260 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1670 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #341 | banana-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #210 | colorful plastic ball | 200 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #576 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #272 | gray bow tie | 25 |
| #514 | green candy heart | 21 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #467 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #130 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 3 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #2338 | killing feather | 5 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #838 | monomolecular yo-yo | 40 |
| #862 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #375 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #700 | orange candy heart | 12 |
| #239 | oversized fish scaler | 13 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #468 | patent leather shoes | 14 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #467 | pink candy heart | 38 |
| #78 | pink candygram | 11 |
| #173 | polyalloy shield | 12 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2503 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #708 | white candy heart | 10 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #763 | yellow candy heart | 13 |