| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #76 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 19 |
| #182 | Goodfella contract | 313 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #70 | banana smoothie | 13 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #233 | battered Crimbo Crate | 54 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #92 | blood flower | 145 |
| #3979 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #886 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| #172 | cheap elven gloves | 23 |
| #298 | commemorative war stein | 100 |
| #11 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 4 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #160 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #541 | elven limbos gingerbread | 25 |
| #438 | elven moonshine | 25 |
| #128 | elven socks | 28 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #154 | festive holiday hat | 24 |
| #21 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 100 |
| #16 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 100 |
| #18 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 100 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | hippy medical kit | 38,177 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #473 | jar of swamp gas | 93 |
| #842 | knuckle sandwich | 18 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #677 | mood ring | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #729 | penguin thesaurus | 9 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #34 | pulsing flesh | 52 |
| #46 | rigid carapace | 51 |
| #37 | rogue swarmer | 416 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #17 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 100 |
| #17 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 100 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #83 | teddy borg | 102 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| 🥈 | toy deathbot | 539 |
| #80 | toy maglev monorail | 12 |
| #47 | twitching claw | 51 |
| #2534 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |