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| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
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| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
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| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
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| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
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| #34 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 3 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #167 | battered hubcap | 2 |
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| #243 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
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| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
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| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
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| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
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| #518 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
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| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
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| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #543 | giant moxie weed | 2 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #428 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #429 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
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| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
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| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
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| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1204 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #345 | many-eyed glasses | 5 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #1663 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #2519 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #726 | oversized pizza cutter | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
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| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
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| #616 | poutine | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1016 | radium-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #753 | ridiculously huge sword | 6 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #951 | robotronic egg | 29 |
| #2584 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #317 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
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| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
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| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1306 | spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #863 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #125 | tomato juice of powerful power | 27 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #49 | turtle pheromones | 131 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #676 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #126 | white Canadian | 30 |
| #872 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #977 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
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| #384 | worthless knick-knack | 15 |
| #351 | worthless trinket | 10 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |