Museum :: DukeOfLoathing

DukeOfLoathing

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#78	Asleep in the Cemetery	12
#340	BGE merchandise order form	12
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#559	CRIMBCO mug	20
#132	CRIMBCO scrip	3,015
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#571	Chroner	1
#27	Covers-Your-Head	1
#349	D roll	1
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#80	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	123
#74	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	3
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#7	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#29	Great Wolf's headband	1
#23	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#136	Hodgman's blanket	10
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#134	Let Me Be!	9
#103	Mark of the Bugbear	2
#67	Mark of the Ghost	4
#73	Mark of the Skeleton	4
#79	Mark of the Vampire	3
#73	Mark of the Werewolf	4
#62	Mark of the Zombie	4
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#24	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#106	Mr. Joe's bangles	13
#377	New Zealand iced tea	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#1493	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	8
#103	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	12
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#241	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#88	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	12
#293	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	12
#207	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	10
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	13
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#104	Sensual Massage for Creeps	9
#243	Strix stix	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#670	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#75	Thriller Ice	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#100	Travels with Jerry	8
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#23	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#19	antique spyglass	4
#18	bag of unfinished business	3
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#74	beholed bedsheet	9
#152	birdbone corset	1
#74	blood sausage	1
#214	blue grass	1
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#52	bowl of fishysoisse	12
#237	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
#258	candy cigarette	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#56	cod cape	1
#15	cold cluster	2
#6	cold clusterbomb	3
#59	comfy coffin	12
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
#159	corncob pipe	10
#34	corrupted bird DNA	1
#123	cup of infinite pencils	12
#116	deadly lampshade	8
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#25	dove DNA	1
#52	drafty drawers	1
#41	dread tarragon	1
#35	dreadful roast	3
#241	droll monocle	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#36	eau de mort	1
#15	eerie fetish	4
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#277	extra-greasy slider	8
#122	fancy canapés	4
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#139	flamin' bindle	5
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#54	fossilized demon skull	11
#38	fossilized limb	251
#211	fossilized serpent skull	4
#79	fossilized spider skull	7
#39	fossilized spike	109
#54	fossilized spine	37
#188	fossilized torso	33
#90	fossilized wing	44
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#101	frayed rope belt	13
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#79	frigid air mattress	7
#286	frozen banquet	8
#36	frying brainpan	2
#38	gelatinous meat mass	1
#34	ghost thread	4
#130	giant glass of brandy	4
#156	gladiator tunica	1
#28	grandfather watch	2
#64	groping claw	1
#47	guts necklace	1
#36	handful of napalm	1
#133	hep waders	1
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#93	hobo nickel	3,120
#19	hothammer	3
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#186	impure gasoline	1
#35	intimidating coiffure	2
#84	invisible bag	9
#463	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#138	jar of squeeze	7
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#376	kiwi	1
#249	kiwi beak	1
#149	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#284	legitimate business on the beach	1
#10	length of old fuse	21
#174	lewd playing card	14
#56	lucky bottlecap	20
#155	madius	1
#20	muddy skirt	2
#232	non-aged vinegar	1
#18	old ball and chain	2
#29	old dry bone	2
#285	panhandle panhandling hat	5
#886	paperclip	10
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#564	portable photocopier	10
#73	pteruges	1
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#18	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	978
#15	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1,308
#14	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	4,641
#17	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	918
#15	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	524
#16	recording of Prelude of Precision	968
#16	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	75
#16	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1,309
#33	remorseless knife	3
#208	salt wages	1
#1523	sandwich of the gods	3
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#95	seared dino steak	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#43	simple AI	1
#23	sleaze cluster	1
🥉	sleaze clusterbomb	6
#54	sleazy bindle	10
#53	snowstick	1
#183	spooky bindle	5
#253	square CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#212	stained mattress	5
#17	stench cluster	1
#4	stench clusterbomb	3
#98	stinkin' bindle	6
#37	stinkwater	2
#177	stuffed Hodgman	2
#110	super-absorbent tarp	1
#47	tailbone shield	1
#163	tarnished bottlecap	1
#124	thermos of brew	4
#182	throwing candy	1
#15	time-twitching toolbelt	1
#285	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#2788	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#51	tonguebone	1
#19	transparent pants	4
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#262	unearthed potsherd	11
#239	unquiet spirits	1
#114	unsanitized scalpel	1
#183	unused soap	1
#131	vampire pellet	1
#17	vengeful spirit	3
#51	vial of hot blood	1
#196	viral DNA	1
#264	volcanic ash	18
#35	warm fur	2
#18	weedy skirt	1
#80	witch hat	9
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#79	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#19	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 18,412 items total!

what items are this player missing?