| #262 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 7 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #78 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 12 |
| #340 | BGE merchandise order form | 12 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #37 | BOOtonniere | 2 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #132 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,015 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #80 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 123 |
| #73 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| #25 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #631 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 6 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #137 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #133 | Let Me Be! | 9 |
| #100 | Mark of the Bugbear | 2 |
| #66 | Mark of the Ghost | 4 |
| #71 | Mark of the Skeleton | 4 |
| #78 | Mark of the Vampire | 3 |
| #72 | Mark of the Werewolf | 4 |
| #61 | Mark of the Zombie | 4 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #106 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 13 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #102 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 11 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #87 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 12 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 7 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #195 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 10 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #88 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 12 |
| #293 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 7 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #146 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 12 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 10 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #128 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 13 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #104 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 9 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #73 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #98 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #20 | antique spyglass | 4 |
| #18 | bag of unfinished business | 3 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #72 | beholed bedsheet | 9 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #52 | bowl of fishysoisse | 12 |
| #238 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #15 | cold cluster | 2 |
| #6 | cold clusterbomb | 3 |
| #59 | comfy coffin | 12 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #159 | corncob pipe | 10 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #123 | cup of infinite pencils | 12 |
| #116 | deadly lampshade | 8 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #52 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #34 | dreadful roast | 3 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #36 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #15 | eerie fetish | 4 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #276 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
| #122 | fancy canapés | 4 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #137 | flamin' bindle | 5 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #54 | fossilized demon skull | 11 |
| #38 | fossilized limb | 251 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #79 | fossilized spider skull | 7 |
| #39 | fossilized spike | 109 |
| #54 | fossilized spine | 37 |
| #188 | fossilized torso | 33 |
| #90 | fossilized wing | 44 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #101 | frayed rope belt | 13 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #79 | frigid air mattress | 7 |
| #286 | frozen banquet | 8 |
| #36 | frying brainpan | 2 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #34 | ghost thread | 4 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #28 | grandfather watch | 2 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #47 | guts necklace | 1 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #93 | hobo nickel | 3,120 |
| #19 | hothammer | 3 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #35 | intimidating coiffure | 2 |
| #84 | invisible bag | 9 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #138 | jar of squeeze | 7 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #10 | length of old fuse | 21 |
| #172 | lewd playing card | 14 |
| #56 | lucky bottlecap | 20 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #20 | muddy skirt | 2 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #18 | old ball and chain | 2 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #284 | panhandle panhandling hat | 5 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #18 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 978 |
| #15 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1,308 |
| #14 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 4,641 |
| #17 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 918 |
| #15 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 524 |
| #16 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 968 |
| #16 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 75 |
| #16 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1,309 |
| #33 | remorseless knife | 3 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #23 | sleaze cluster | 1 |
| 🥉 | sleaze clusterbomb | 6 |
| #54 | sleazy bindle | 10 |
| #52 | snowstick | 1 |
| #183 | spooky bindle | 5 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #210 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #17 | stench cluster | 1 |
| #4 | stench clusterbomb | 3 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #37 | stinkwater | 2 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #50 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #19 | transparent pants | 4 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #261 | unearthed potsherd | 11 |
| #236 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #181 | unused soap | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #17 | vengeful spirit | 3 |
| #51 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #263 | volcanic ash | 18 |
| #34 | warm fur | 2 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #79 | witch hat | 9 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |