| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #76 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 88 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #77 | Elder Turtle Shell | 16 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #224 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 105 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #340 | badass belt | 118 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #195 | bottle of goofballs | 108 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #155 | easter egg balloon | 100 |
| #493 | filthy lucre | 78 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #94 | obsidian dagger | 98 |
| #1091 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #285 | spectre scepter | 105 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #362 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 27 |