| #73 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 19 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #865 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #209 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 2 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #661 | Crimbuck | 1,433 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #12 | Dramatic™ range | 150 |
| #307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #33 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 14 |
| #11 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 22 |
| #294 | Steal This Candy | 7 |
| #56 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 100 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #764 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #541 | beer lens | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #204 | blue paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #266 | blue plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #281 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 20 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #355 | chewing gum on a string | 25 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1707 | elven suicide capsule | 7 |
| #1141 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #60 | foam noodle | 40 |
| #352 | goat cheese | 53 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #11 | hemp string | 1,850 |
| #404 | herb brownies | 50 |
| #32 | inflatable duck | 175 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2151 | killing feather | 13 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #312 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #79 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #41 | party hat | 500 |
| #655 | patchouli incense stick | 7 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #582 | probability potion | 42 |
| #256 | radium-flavored potato chips | 228 |
| #242 | rave whistle | 15 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #479 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 6 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #373 | sunken chest | 37 |
| #219 | targeting chip | 3 |
| #536 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 13 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1656 | toast | 191 |
| #447 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2162 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #68 | water wings | 20 |
| #1097 | yeti fur | 20 |