| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2614 | box of sunshine | 39 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #521 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 53 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #193 | figurine of a slippery seal | 9 |
| #332 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #678 | filthy lucre | 54 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #795 | personalized coffee mug | 14 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #582 | radium-flavored potato chips | 50 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #229 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #508 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 56 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |