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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #75 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 4 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #232 | Hell ramen | 17 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2863 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #291 | awful poetry journal | 498 |
| #217 | bätzle | 4 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #18 | baconstone pendant | 12 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #617 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #321 | disturbing fanfic | 467 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #564 | eye of newt | 10 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
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| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1100 | grue egg | 24 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #139 | hamethyst necklace | 4 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #15 | kickback cookbook | 26 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #870 | length of string | 12 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #419 | rice bowl | 3 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #485 | salamander spleen | 14 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #633 | squashed frog | 10 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |