| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1335 | Yummy Tummy bean | 102 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #21 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 24 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1566 | box of sunshine | 109 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #568 | centipede eggs | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #47 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #55 | fancy canapés | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #56 | giant glass of brandy | 8 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #120 | heart-shaped balloon | 128 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1509 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #59 | left half of a heart necklace | 8 |
| #832 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #73 | long-stemmed rose | 27 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1194 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1514 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #48 | personalized birthday cake | 34 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #57 | rat head balloon | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #501 | robotronic egg | 54 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #94 | star | 1,000 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1338 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #454 | supportive bra | 2 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #47 | thermos of brew | 8 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #204 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #100 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #95 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #911 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #913 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #203 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 6 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #662 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #111 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #51 | tulip | 25 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #186 | yellow candygram | 5 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |