| #127 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 51 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2028 | Crimbuck | 36 |
| #172 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 32 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #86 | bath ball gift set | 43 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #342 | empty agua de vida bottle | 601 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #417 | paperclip | 101 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #503 | personalized coffee mug | 97 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #110 | rogue swarmer | 200 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |