| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #7 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 105 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #378 | FDKOL commendation | 872 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #13 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #92 | bone chips | 247 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #74 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #78 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #966 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #481 | filthy lucre | 80 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1180 | handful of confetti | 34 |
| #563 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #1008 | hobo nickel | 30 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #52 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #36 | plexiglass pendant | 5 |
| #57 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #40 | plexiglass pinky ring | 5 |
| #53 | plexiglass pith helmet | 5 |
| #29 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 5 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #457 | valuable trinket | 181 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |