Gord

RankItemQuantity
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2317CRIMBCO scrip1
#1451Corpse Island iced tea2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2557Crimbuck10
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#2404Valentine1
#771Workytime Tea1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#53angel-food cake1
#929antique record album1
#183babycakes1
#590black & tan1
#669black forest cake1
#125blue velvet cake1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#275brick of sand5
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#681colorful plastic ball1
#95congratulatory cake1
#897corpse on the beach5
#1184corpsedriver3
#785corpsetini6
#3426fruitcake1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#251handful of pine needles20
#690mugcake1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#1215paperclip1
#103paperclip cape1
#78paperclip sproinger2
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#1023portable photocopier1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#1730really dense meat stack1
#92sandcastle1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3929tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3076tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3120tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3952tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3907tiny plastic Hellion1
#3881tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3073tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3909tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3890tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3854tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8208tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3972tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3977tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8122tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3962tiny plastic beanbat1
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3922tiny plastic blooper1
#3952tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8091tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3173tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3934tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3908tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3919tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3858tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4595tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8065tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3835tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8107tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#3890tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3836tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3859tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4479tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3840tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3870tiny plastic warwelf1
#3848tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#332toast3,501
#728urinal cake1

Wow, that's 3,706 items total!

what items are this player missing?