| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #43 | Cheer-Up soda | 19 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #194 | DUFRESNE Suds | 5 |
| #22 | Egnaro berry | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #31 | Glum berry | 2 |
| #105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #95 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #23 | Grey Guanon | 3 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #27 | Jamocha berry | 3 |
| #15 | Keese berry | 12 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #80 | LCD game: Food Eater | 9 |
| #18 | Sitrep berry | 10 |
| #20 | Snarf berry | 7 |
| #30 | Tapioc berry | 5 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #240 | alien drugs | 4 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #814 | baby killer bee | 10 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #182 | baseball | 40 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #154 | beavermouth | 28 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #412 | broken skull | 40 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #85 | cheer-o-gram | 7 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #564 | corrupted data | 9 |
| #334 | divine blowout | 18 |
| #339 | divine can of silly string | 19 |
| #522 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #368 | divine cracker | 5 |
| #350 | divine noisemaker | 13 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #172 | executive mime flask | 6 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #103 | fire of unknown origin | 7 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #133 | flimsy clipboard | 14 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #87 | gleaming oyster egg | 6 |
| #106 | glistening oyster egg | 6 |
| #139 | gold star | 10 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #70 | green rocket | 43 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #152 | hunk of granite | 7 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #38 | leftover pasty | 1 |
| #68 | lustrous oyster egg | 8 |
| #65 | magical sausage | 2 |
| #63 | magical sausage casing | 1 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #117 | mime army wine | 3 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #133 | mooseflank | 34 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #263 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #30 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #111 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #43 | red-hot sausage fork | 3 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #185 | scintillating oyster egg | 2 |
| #154 | shovelful of dirt | 8 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #841 | sparkler | 4 |
| #131 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 5 |
| #136 | stale cheer wine | 5 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #103 | thick walrus blubber | 28 |
| #156 | tiny bomb | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #336 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #82 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #136 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #11 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 117 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #104 | yule gruel | 10 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |