| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #27 | Arr, M80 | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #161 | Beach Buck | 8 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #356 | Chroner | 67 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 5 |
| #2305 | Crimbuck | 14 |
| #35 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| #24 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 1 |
| #27 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #321 | Elf Guard MPC | 5 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #14 | anti-burn cream | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #13 | autumnic bomb | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #135 | black gold | 4 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #64 | blue class ring | 80 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #141 | bottle of goofballs | 152 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #68 | bottle of sea wine | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #144 | cube of billiard chalk | 2 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #22 | exploding gum | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #47 | fat stacks of cash | 1,365 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #31 | fire crackers | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #61 | gingerbread wine | 1 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #108 | gold nuggets | 6 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #87 | gold tooth | 7 |
| #551 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #2175 | golden ring | 30 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #73 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #158 | half of a gold tooth | 9 |
| #1188 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #270 | huge gold coin | 2 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #101 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #199 | lump of diamond | 17 |
| #340 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #59 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #188 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #51 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #157 | pile of gold coins | 14 |
| #6 | pirate shaving cream | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #41 | pool shark hair oil | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #76 | pork elf goodies sack | 97 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #86 | red class ring | 223 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #136 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #60 | shavin' razor | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #51 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #944 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #246 | solid gold pegleg | 17 |
| #137 | space marine flash grenade | 1 |
| #55 | space wine | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #368 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #55 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #8 | thanksgiving bomb | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
| #233 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #927 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #946 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #13 | tiny plastic locomotive | 3 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #101 | valuable coin | 3 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #78 | white class ring | 178 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |