| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #888 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #1039 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | gourd potion | 20 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #818 | handful of hand chalk | 11 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #231 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #368 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |