Seltz

RankItemQuantity
#14371-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22448-ball1
#6269-ball1
#891Cloaca grenade11
#1039Cloaca-Cola11
#1151Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#1465Dyspepsi-Cola11
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#857Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#148Meat maid body1
#2245Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#2658Rock Pops1
#1319Senior Mints1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#574Tiki lighter1
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#886antique greaves1
#896antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#947antique spear1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#680bottle of popskull1
#437bow1
#377broken cellular phone7
#1141candied kobold1
#4785candy cane1
#3829candy stake1
#331cardboard katana1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1061chef's hat1
#507chintzy saucepan earring1
#546clockwork key3
#3274club necklace1
#522corn holder1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#766desiccated apricot1
#3286diamond necklace1
#345dishrag1
#1281dwarf bread1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#3836fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2521fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1763fire1
#905flaregun1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#859flute of flat champagne1
#450fricasseed brains1
#428frilly shirt1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
🥉gourd potion20
#202green glowstick8
🥈green traffic cone1
#972grouchy restless spirit1
#822handful of hand chalk11
#3384heart necklace1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1288killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#231lavender plastic oyster egg15
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#681pirate shirt1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#1184pool cue1
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1303rag doll1
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3660rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#191scrumdiddlyumptious solution1
#1347sock monkey1
#23solid chrome box1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#682spork1
#545stale baguette1
#288star shirt1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8943stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8975stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#8925stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8979stuffed hand turkey1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#8941stuffed scary death orb1
#3953stuffed shoulder parrot2
#8963stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8804stuffed snowy owl1
#8881stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#831taco shell1
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#366tomato juice of powerful power2
#1841towel1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1538wheel1
#2204yo1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 303 items total!

what items are this player missing?