Seltz

RankItemQuantity
#14371-ball1
#14282-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14754-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#891Cloaca grenade11
#1040Cloaca-Cola11
#1152Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#904Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1238Cold Hots candy1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#1466Dyspepsi-Cola11
#1085Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#148Meat maid body1
#2245Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#2659Rock Pops1
#1320Senior Mints1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#575Tiki lighter1
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#637ancient frozen dinner1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#886antique greaves1
#895antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#946antique spear1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#3682bottle of goofballs3
#680bottle of popskull1
#437bow1
#377broken cellular phone7
#1142candied kobold1
#4786candy cane1
#3830candy stake1
#331cardboard katana1
#683cardboard wakizashi1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1062chef's hat1
#507chintzy saucepan earring1
#546clockwork key3
#3274club necklace1
#523corn holder1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#765desiccated apricot1
#3285diamond necklace1
#346dishrag1
#1281dwarf bread1
#337eggbeater1
#2834eggnog1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#3836fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1761fire1
#905flaregun1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#859flute of flat champagne1
#449fricasseed brains1
#428frilly shirt1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
🥉gourd potion20
#202green glowstick8
🥈green traffic cone1
#971grouchy restless spirit1
#822handful of hand chalk11
#3383heart necklace1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1288killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#231lavender plastic oyster egg15
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#681pirate shirt1
#2048pixellated candy heart1
#1185pool cue1
#2220possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1303rag doll1
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3662rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#191scrumdiddlyumptious solution1
#1347sock monkey1
#23solid chrome box1
#3326spooky eggnog1
#682spork1
#544stale baguette1
#288star shirt1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#8935stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8971stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#3953stuffed shoulder parrot2
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#831taco shell1
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#366tomato juice of powerful power2
#1841towel1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1538wheel1
#2204yo1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 303 items total!

what items are this player missing?