| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #892 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #1040 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #1464 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | gourd potion | 20 |
| #201 | green glowstick | 8 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #822 | handful of hand chalk | 11 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #231 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #366 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |