Seltz

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#892Cloaca grenade11
#1040Cloaca-Cola11
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#1464Dyspepsi-Cola11
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#148Meat maid body1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#2658Rock Pops1
#1319Senior Mints1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#574Tiki lighter1
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#679bottle of popskull1
#437bow1
#377broken cellular phone7
#1141candied kobold1
#4784candy cane1
#3830candy stake1
#330cardboard katana1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1063chef's hat1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#546clockwork key3
#3274club necklace1
#522corn holder1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#766desiccated apricot1
#3285diamond necklace1
#344dishrag1
#1281dwarf bread1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1764fire1
#905flaregun1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#450fricasseed brains1
#428frilly shirt1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
🥉gourd potion20
#201green glowstick8
🥈green traffic cone1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#822handful of hand chalk11
#3382heart necklace1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#231lavender plastic oyster egg15
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#681pirate shirt1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#1184pool cue1
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#191scrumdiddlyumptious solution1
#1348sock monkey1
#23solid chrome box1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#682spork1
#545stale baguette1
#288star shirt1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#831taco shell1
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#366tomato juice of powerful power2
#1841towel1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1538wheel1
#2204yo1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 303 items total!

what items are this player missing?