| #429 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 12 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #76 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #89 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| #1196 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #21 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #910 | Crimbuck | 802 |
| #8 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 111 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #91 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #272 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 12 |
| #61 | Roman sadnals | 7 |
| #74 | Strix stix | 57 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #55 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 33 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 17 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #604 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 15 |
| #155 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #488 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 31 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 9 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #4 | Workytime Tea | 1,200 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #9 | centurion helmet | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #269 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #35 | cuddly teddy bear | 2 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #14 | gladiator tunica | 48 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #17 | hot katana blade | 2,871 |
| #5 | icy-hot katana | 1,312 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #25 | madius | 15 |
| #21 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 306 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #44 | non-aged vinegar | 83 |
| #26 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #15 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #15 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #11 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #13 | pteruges | 7 |
| #57 | radiator heater shield | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #21 | salt wages | 332 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #45 | sinister-looking cat | 47 |
| #70 | spaghetti breakfast | 34 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #20 | unsanitized scalpel | 15 |
| #74 | vampire pellet | 6 |