| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #760 | FDKOL commendation | 13 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| 🥉 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 37,234 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |