| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #585 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 29 |
| #350 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 14 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| #576 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #656 | black-and-blue light | 20 |
| #567 | blue plasma ball | 40 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #568 | cheap studded belt | 28 |
| #148 | delectable catalyst | 2 |
| #937 | duct tape | 23 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #575 | flavored foot massage oil | 26 |
| #575 | foam dart | 26 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #133 | green candygram | 4 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1208 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #500 | personal massager | 18 |
| #668 | personalized coffee mug | 37 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1957 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #601 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 20 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3995 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4306 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5328 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #400 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |