| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |