| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #447 | Angry Farmer candy | 200 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #225 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,725 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #256 | FDKOL hotcakes | 13 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #125 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 6 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #125 | abandoned candy | 11 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #391 | annoying pitchfork | 7 |
| #224 | anti-anti-antidote | 16 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #485 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #372 | bananagate | 18 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #180 | candy skeleton | 3 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #190 | fiery wing | 36 |
| #6 | foot-long hot daub | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #514 | fudgecule | 1,569 |
| #1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #34 | gummi ammonite | 9 |
| #78 | gummi belemnite | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #120 | high-energy mining laser | 12 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #112 | hot daub | 5 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #8 | hot daub stand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1011 | jerky coins | 2 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #446 | licorice root | 6 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #819 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #491 | pearidot | 10 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #77 | radiation-resistant helmet | 22 |
| #953 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #95 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 16 |
| #294 | smoking grass | 268 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #305 | strawberyl | 23 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #613 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #844 | sweet mochi ball | 3 |
| #481 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #529 | taco shell | 9 |
| #343 | tasty tart | 5 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #91 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #340 | tourmalime | 20 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #42 | warbear exhaust manifold | 5 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #911 | yellow gummi ingot | 4 |