| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1428 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1475 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #450 | Angry Farmer candy | 200 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #225 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,725 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1235 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #440 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #671 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #256 | FDKOL hotcakes | 13 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #128 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 6 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #126 | abandoned candy | 11 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #670 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #393 | annoying pitchfork | 7 |
| #225 | anti-anti-antidote | 16 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #487 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #432 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #372 | bananagate | 18 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1891 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #783 | candied yams | 11 |
| #4137 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #179 | candy skeleton | 3 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #191 | fiery wing | 36 |
| #6 | foot-long hot daub | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #517 | fudgecule | 1,569 |
| #1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #1298 | green beer | 5 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #34 | gummi ammonite | 9 |
| #78 | gummi belemnite | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #120 | high-energy mining laser | 12 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #112 | hot daub | 5 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #8 | hot daub stand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1011 | jerky coins | 2 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #447 | licorice root | 6 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2044 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #820 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #491 | pearidot | 10 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #847 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #77 | radiation-resistant helmet | 22 |
| #954 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #95 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 16 |
| #294 | smoking grass | 268 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #305 | strawberyl | 23 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #6292 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5265 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6349 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4593 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #617 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #845 | sweet mochi ball | 3 |
| #484 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #529 | taco shell | 9 |
| #344 | tasty tart | 5 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #409 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #968 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #340 | tourmalime | 20 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #42 | warbear exhaust manifold | 5 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #912 | yellow gummi ingot | 4 |