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| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #386 | golden ring | 65 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #387 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #531 | killing feather | 59 |
| #522 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #542 | nanite-infested candy cane | 24 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #920 | rogue swarmer | 55 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #484 | sawblade fragment | 70 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #410 | unstable laser battery | 68 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |