| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #140 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #84 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4,394 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #11 | stolen accordion | 57,678 |
| #1640 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #2297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #1928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #1799 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #2079 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #1225 | stuffed astral badger | 42 |
| #1868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #253 | stuffed can of asparagus | 42 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #504 | stuffed dodecapede | 7 |
| #140 | stuffed doppelshifter | 103 |
| #2030 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #1755 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #1429 | stuffed key | 23 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2784 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2332 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #1719 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #626 | stuffed ninja snowman | 7 |
| #2382 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #2454 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #1894 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1996 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1575 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #2551 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1762 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #1374 | stuffed treasure chest | 24 |
| #1563 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 33 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #640 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #549 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 13 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #845 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #361 | toast | 3,107 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |