| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |