| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #2727 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3472 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3406 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3617 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2386 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #2474 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2834 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |