| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #716 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #218 | CRIMBCO wine | 35 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #914 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #622 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #71 | Skullhead's Screw | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #276 | blue striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #410 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1147 | eggnog | 11 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #145 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2294 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #1802 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #903 | twinkly wad | 7 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #143 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |