| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #717 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #217 | CRIMBCO wine | 35 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #919 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #623 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #817 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #551 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #998 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #71 | Skullhead's Screw | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #277 | blue striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2439 | candy cane | 8 |
| #411 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1146 | eggnog | 11 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3043 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #85 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #146 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1406 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #353 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2305 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #4855 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4867 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2230 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4266 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3342 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3258 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #6852 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #5319 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3607 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3822 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #1810 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1972 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2786 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2755 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3119 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3242 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3890 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #5813 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4012 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2477 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2478 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1702 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #7021 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1638 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2524 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3269 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2495 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #904 | twinkly wad | 7 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #143 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |